What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

What was the Mexican owl's name?

Whoooolio.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.