Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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