What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium