Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

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How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.