What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D