How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.