What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

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What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.