What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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Why does OP never deliver?

removed

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.