What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.