What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.