Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich?

It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.