What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.