What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)