What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it