Whats white and salty?

Salt.

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!