What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!