What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!