Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

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Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.