What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B