What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "