What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

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virgin

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One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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Plan C-ya.

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"