Wham, bam, thank you fam"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He nuts and bolts
He nuts and bolts.
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
He falls off
Plan C-ya.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A humpty-dumpty!
It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
Because it's Lit.
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
Because it had their Curiosity.
No WiFi...
Good morning, ladies!"
By opening the car door.
Popcorn, of course!
In a cacti!
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
He was following the Tsar.
Highlarious
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
Because he was screwing around.
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
