What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?

Is there a dog?

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.