What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body