What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark