What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.