What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure