What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre