How do Muslims like their food served?

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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