Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)