Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)