Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

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Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)