Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy Beef Jerky.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!