Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Humburger Jokes More Humburger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)