Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Where do most black people work?

In jail

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.