Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)