What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is