What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What do you call a constable who is good at music?

Copper.