Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.