What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

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What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.