What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Previous Random Joke Next

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

5 Leg Jokes More 5 Leg Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.