A pit bull coming back from the playground.
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
The NBA
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
The Retail store
A cheetah
Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide
To get to the other slide.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
Pit-bull in kids sandpit