What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

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What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit