How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.