What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.