Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Wrestler Jokes More Wrestler Jokes

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte