What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"