What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"