What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.