What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Fake Jokes More Fake Jokes

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"