What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name