What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.