What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.