What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

What do you call a ubiquitous spud?

A common-tater!