What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

What do you call a ubiquitous spud?

A common-tater!