What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

removed

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S