What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

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