Because she was a girl.
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
I went to Canada with my mum once"
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.
The New York Mankeys!
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!