What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!