What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.