What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.