What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.