Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists