What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd