What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Previous Random Joke Next
2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

Dracula's dentist.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Spectator Jokes More Spectator Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Transform Jokes More Transform Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd