What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.