What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM