Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Fella Jokes More Fella Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal