Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Get off me, homes.

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I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Cause they don't use a filter.

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He had to close a sail

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Because they can't see if they close both.

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For the insurance money.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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He was bad at stickup lines.

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Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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A: She went to sea a movie.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal