What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

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Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."