What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.