What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

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What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini